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Whitman TV

April 6, 2013

ImageTwenty percent off and legendary performances of steaming pizza when you book direct with us and the big eyed girl who never sold you insurance and mice with tremolo pompadours who tell your doctor if you’ve had any kind of infection, yellowing, joint damage or pet odors that get deep into your carpets and pores now with ten percent more, hurt on the job or bit by a dog, only you can prevent extreme tartar build-up with the freshest ingredients, which nine out of ten dentists agree, the touch and feel of fine Corinthian fibers, Italian tailoring, French taste, and German engineering in a valley where children eat vegetables at the fair thick with white number five, xenolathyalin, psylothalophyloncylcohyper-thermonucleonicidical guar gum, xanthumite, dolomite, vegemite, edge of night, lite brite, tucked in tight, in spite of the hype, and you know how many boxes of average bran cereal packed tight that it would take to match this pill of eliminall, a pyramid the size of a Las Vegas casino, your airways destination, roomy, fast, or cheap, pick two and remember that you can’t beat these prices and if you can, we’ll pay you respect, there in small and nimble letters at the bottom of the screen, the fine print of your life, the finest fine print that loves you back. It’s warm as a sentence. And operators are standing by just for you if you act now in a phone bank in New Dehli Delphi Babylon where every carpet is magic, one of a kind, fit for a prince, softer than clouds, sweet as freedom and cheaper than the beads of sweat in the palm of your palm, where even your repetition comes half off (at the bottom of the tablet the fine chiseling cuneiforms a thirty percent mark up) and you feel good when you buy a thing and bad when you can’t but even better when you sell dear, buy low, pick and pay, stop and shop, buy rite, fetch it rich, wallet pop, budget burst, upside down and sideways on your loans, under water, in too deep, scuba moneyed, stretched thin and blowing it all on the numbers, glazed over, because America runs, ducking empty.

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